{"id":168,"date":"2005-03-11T11:00:14","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T15:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/11\/everyone-has-their-fetishes\/"},"modified":"2005-03-11T11:06:43","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T15:06:43","slug":"everyone-has-their-fetishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/11\/everyone-has-their-fetishes\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyone has their fetishes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The sad truth is that <a href=\"http:\/\/libweb5.princeton.edu\/visual_materials\/hb\/index.html\">this<\/a> is like porn for me.<\/p>\n<p>You should have seen me handle the traycase on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.subterraneanpress.com\/Merchant2\/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&#038;Product_Code=silver&#038;Category_Code=B&#038;Product_Count=83\">Phases Of The Moon<\/a> when it arrived&#8230; I may have been drooling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">The sad truth is that this is like porn for me. You should have seen me handle the traycase on Phases Of The Moon when it arrived&#8230; I may have been drooling. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/11\/everyone-has-their-fetishes\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-2I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}