{"id":147,"date":"2005-02-17T15:22:46","date_gmt":"2005-02-17T19:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/02\/17\/one-liners\/"},"modified":"2005-02-17T16:53:08","modified_gmt":"2005-02-17T20:53:08","slug":"one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/17\/one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"One-liners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please let <a href=\"http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/athome\/security\/children\/kidtalk.mspx\">this<\/a> be the nail in the coffin of 733tsp34k.&#8211;if your Dad understands it, it&#8217;s not cool anymore.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t decide whether or not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bylancehenriksen.com\/\">this<\/a> is real, or a really good Onionesque parody; but intentionally or not, it&#8217;s hilarious.  (And really, what sane person wouldn&#8217;t want to spend $400 US on a <a href=\"https:\/\/lancehenriksen.laservers.com\/Merchant2\/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&#038;Product_Code=AVPBG&#038;Category_Code=AVP-TILES\">gold limited edition AvP tile<\/a>?)<\/p>\n<p>Wow, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/02\/15\/politics\/15gonzales.html?\">a power structure doesn&#8217;t want to reduce its power<\/a>&#8211;shocking. It&#8217;s all for your own good, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Some people wonder why I think Canada should have nothing to do with the US missile defence plan; the short answer is &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/article.ns?id=dn7018\">even if it worked<\/a>, it would be a waste of money&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And, finally, I am stealing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bookslut.com\/blog\/archives\/2005_02.php#004493\">an entire post<\/a> from Michael Schaub at Bookslut:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.classkc.org\/\">Meet the enemy.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Please let this be the nail in the coffin of 733tsp34k.&#8211;if your Dad understands it, it&#8217;s not cool anymore. I can&#8217;t decide whether or not this is real, or a really good Onionesque parody; but intentionally or not, it&#8217;s hilarious. (And really, what sane person wouldn&#8217;t want to spend $400 US on a gold limited edition AvP tile?) Wow, a&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/17\/one-liners\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-2n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}