{"id":139,"date":"2005-02-14T23:49:21","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T03:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/02\/14\/sometimes-the-world-is-so-wonderful\/"},"modified":"2005-02-14T23:50:25","modified_gmt":"2005-02-15T03:50:25","slug":"sometimes-the-world-is-so-wonderful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/14\/sometimes-the-world-is-so-wonderful\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes the world is so wonderful&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so it&#8217;s sad that people are dying over this, but how can you not love a story about the underwater gnome colony? And, really, isn&#8217;t it a better story because the gnomes are potentially lethal, and have moved to a point where they are protected by the police&#8217;s own regulations?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/cumbria\/4263761.stm\"><strong>Underwater gnome threat &#8216;returns&#8217;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A secret underwater attraction that lured several divers to their deaths could have returned, police say.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;gnome garden&#8221; complete with picket fence was removed from the bottom of Wastwater in the Lake District after several divers died a few years ago.<\/p>\n<p>It is thought they spent too much time at too great a depth while searching for the site of the ornaments.<\/p>\n<p>Now police divers say there is a rumour that the garden has returned at a depth beyond which they are allowed. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/cumbria\/4263761.stm\">More in link&#8230;<\/a> (pointer via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.keithloh.com\/main.html\">Keith in Van City<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">OK, so it&#8217;s sad that people are dying over this, but how can you not love a story about the underwater gnome colony? And, really, isn&#8217;t it a better story because the gnomes are potentially lethal, and have moved to a point where they are protected by the police&#8217;s own regulations? Underwater gnome threat &#8216;returns&#8217; A secret underwater attraction that&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/14\/sometimes-the-world-is-so-wonderful\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-2f","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}