{"id":1149,"date":"2008-03-20T09:46:12","date_gmt":"2008-03-20T13:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/20\/well-that-confounds-expectations\/"},"modified":"2008-03-31T22:48:43","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T02:48:43","slug":"well-that-confounds-expectations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/20\/well-that-confounds-expectations\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, that confounds expectations"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width='350' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 align=center>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#AABBAA' align=center style='font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;'>\n<div id='head'>You are about 20 years old<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#EEFFEE' style='font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Arial; font-size: 12pt; border: 1px; border-color:AABBAA;'>\n<div id='text'>The teen repellent will no longer foil you, but you can still hear some pretty high tones.<\/p>\n<p>The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is <a href='http:\/\/media.ultrasonic-ringtones.com\/tones\/16746.mp3'>16.7kHz<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor='#CCDDCC' style='font-family: Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12pt;'>Find out which <a href='http:\/\/www.ultrasonic-ringtones.com\/'>ultrasonic ringtones<\/a> you can hear!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>It&#8217;s not superhuman, but not bad for a 35-year old.<\/p>\n<p>I guess getting those ear plugs at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.first-avenue.com\/\">First Avenue<\/a> was a good idea. And I bet I could have done better if I hadn&#8217;t gone to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Lollapalooza_lineups_by_year#1992\">that Ministry show<\/a>&#8211;you&#8217;ve got to know that music so loud it suppresses your ability to form coherent thought will have some lasting effect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">You are about 20 years old The teen repellent will no longer foil you, but you can still hear some pretty high tones. The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 16.7kHz Find out which ultrasonic ringtones you can hear! It&#8217;s not superhuman, but not bad for a 35-year old. I guess getting those ear plugs at&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/20\/well-that-confounds-expectations\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[101,211],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-cliches","tag-aging","tag-web-crack","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-ix","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}