{"id":1060,"date":"2007-12-15T15:01:52","date_gmt":"2007-12-15T19:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/15\/it-wasnt-me\/"},"modified":"2007-12-27T09:52:51","modified_gmt":"2007-12-27T13:52:51","slug":"it-wasnt-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/15\/it-wasnt-me\/","title":{"rendered":"It wasn&#8217;t me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Observed in the wild today, on a display table at Scholar&#8217;s Choice (yes, I was shopping for Christmas presents for my daughter):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/12\/scrabble.jpg\" width=\"479\" height=\"392\" alt=\"I did not actually do this\" title=\"I did not actually do this\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t do it. Although it is exactly the sort of thing I would have done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Observed in the wild today, on a display table at Scholar&#8217;s Choice (yes, I was shopping for Christmas presents for my daughter): I didn&#8217;t do it. Although it is exactly the sort of thing I would have done. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/15\/it-wasnt-me\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[139,138,137],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","tag-not-guilty","tag-pranks","tag-spelling","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-h6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}